-Winston Churchill

Kites rise best against the wind... not with it.

-Adolf Hitler

Who says I am not under the special protection of God?

-Imamu Amiri Baraka

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

-Clarence Darrow

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

-Heywood Broun

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God.

-Franklin P. Jones

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.

-Thomas Paine

Infidelity does not consists in believing or disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe.

-Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

-Sir Peter Medawar

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together.

-Albert Einstein

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

-Mark Twain

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

-Clarence Seward Darrow

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.

-St. Augustine

God will not suffer man to have the knowledge of things to come; for if he had prescience of his prosperity he would be careless; and understanding of his adversity he would be senseless.

-L. Ron Hubbard

If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.

-Bunyan

Religion is the best armor that a man can have, but it is the worst cloak.

-James 1:27

Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this: To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

-Thomas Paine

All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.

-Charles Caleb Colton

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.